If Columbus was married, he wudn't hv discvrd America. Why?

Bcz he wud hv 2 face the following qns:
1. Ravile engotta?
2. Entina pokunathu?
3. Eppo thirichu varum?
4. Ippo poyillengilenta kuzhapam?
5. Njanum varate?

At last he wud've answered:
"Pandaram adangaan! Njan engotum pokunnilla, Pore..???